you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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