ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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