butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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