I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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