This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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