So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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