worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My vagina just clenched in fear
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
