all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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