I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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