it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Randomize
