At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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