So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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