Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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