I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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