She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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