They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize
