We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You smell like stripper and shame
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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