Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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