I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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