I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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