i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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