Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Tell her she can't have a vagina
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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