Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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