thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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