At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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