dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
