Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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