what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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