You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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