you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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