If that was your dad, he is hot
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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