i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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