oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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