you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
There's even glitter on my cock...
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