i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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