He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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