No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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