IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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