so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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