So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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