oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
