was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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