doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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