oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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