he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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