I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
you would pick up someone in the library
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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