Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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