her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
NoShamevember. You game?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
