i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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