so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize
